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THE DAILY POETRY
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THE STORK'S ARRVED
"Now everyone, could you quiet down please.
Lucy put down the ruler
stop hitting Simon's knees."
"I'm sure his reflexes are fine.
I know your Dad's a doctor
up to him to spot the signs."
"O.K., we're going to look at relationships
brothers and sisters, parents and children.
Lucy stop poking his hip
wouldn't be 'owwing', if he was dead!"
"Now, when your Mum and Dad met
they got to know each other
fall in love."
"Yes, sometimes get into debt.
While that's an interesting point, Ann
your Mum being under a clothes ban
we can discuss on another day."
"I remember your parents are divorced, Rachel.
I'm sure your Dad didn't mean
he would really kill this man, Bill."
"I think we'll leave this topic today
before someone says their Mum is gay.
Put your hand down, Rodney."
ALWAYS TOMORROW
A sloppy, wet kiss
forces consciousness.
I open my eyes slowly
no enlightenment today.
The cat needs feeding.
DIVERSITY
I used to work in a hospital
don't worry there is a point.
In a unit that dealt with amputees
missing arms, hands, legs
all of which I'd see.
'Can I give you a hand?'
to an upper limb amputee.
'Would you like to take a seat?'
to a wheelchair user.
Foot and mouth
that was often me.
Despite this most of them were pleasant
some were very friendly.
A few I couldn't stand at all
just like any group we meet.
Fewer preconceptions to damage goodwill.
mark.downey71@hotmail.co.uk
